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Evan fucking Elkins. ([info]chaseme) wrote,
@ 2008-12-19 23:13:00

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As most of you know, I'm trying to get my act together. I've realized that to fully do that, I need a personal assistant. I'm putting an ad in the newspaper and I figured I'd better say something on here since more people seem to use the web.

Anyone interested? I'll be doing interviews for whoever applies.

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[info]sheiselectric
2008-12-19 10:22 pm UTC (link)
What in the world would you ever need an assistant for?

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[info]chaseme
2008-12-19 10:24 pm UTC (link)
You know...the usual stuff: bring my breakfast to my bed in the morning with the morning paper, remind me of all my daily appointments to the hairdressor and tailor, and of course, take pictures of me in my underwear doing modely poses making sure to excentuate my ab region because we both know my muscle tone is gorgeous.

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[info]sheiselectric
2008-12-19 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Be glad for your metabolism. If you continue being so lazy that you need someone to wait on you hand and foot when you're in your youth, you're going to lose your "gorgeous" muscle tone by the time you're thirty.

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[info]chaseme
2008-12-19 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Clearly, you do not know me then. I've broken national records for running the mile. I run at least thirty ten miles a day.

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[info]sheiselectric
2008-12-19 10:31 pm UTC (link)
I don't care to know you from what I know about you. It doesn't matter how many miles you run a day or how fast you are, you're lazy if you can't get your own breakfast in the morning or even remember your own appointments to the tailor and the hairdresser. You'll eventually have someone running your miles for you, I'm sure.

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[info]chaseme
2008-12-19 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Aren't you little miss sunshine? I'm not exactly sure what you've heard about me or who you've heard it from, but I'm positive they're all mistaken. Learn to take a joke. I clearly wasn't being serious.

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[info]sheiselectric
2008-12-19 10:40 pm UTC (link)
I didn't need to hear it from anyone, I've seen it in action.

Clearly. Or maybe you've just now realized how ridiculous you sound, but who am I to say? Just because you have the means to have someone wipe your ass for you after you take a shit doesn't mean that that you should do it.

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[info]chaseme
2008-12-19 10:46 pm UTC (link)
Well, hopefully you'll realize how much like a cunt you sound.

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[info]sheiselectric
2008-12-19 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Truth hurts. Learn to deal.

I guess you could always pay people to do that for you, though.

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[info]chaseme
2008-12-19 10:49 pm UTC (link)
It doesn't hurt. You don't know me. I could give a fuck what you think.

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[info]sheiselectric
2008-12-19 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Have it your way. You always do.

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[info]chaseme
2008-12-19 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Yep. Sure. Fine. Whatever.

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[info]midastouch
2008-12-19 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Evan.

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[info]chaseme
2008-12-19 10:28 pm UTC (link)
What?

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[info]midastouch
2008-12-19 10:32 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure you're looking for an attractive assistant who you will use as a piece of eye candy.

Try to be respectful, until you work for me properly you do not need an assistant.

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[info]chaseme
2008-12-19 10:34 pm UTC (link)
But I want one. What difference does it make?

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[info]midastouch
2008-12-19 10:39 pm UTC (link)
You're about to head a large corporation where things will not be handed to you.

Consider this excellent practice in schooling yourself. Is Miss.Fenhell not enough for you?

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[info]chaseme
2008-12-19 10:46 pm UTC (link)
She's fine. I don't want eye candy. I'm trying to look more professional.

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[info]midastouch
2008-12-19 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Alright then, carry on if you're serious about this.

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