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Evan fucking Elkins. (chaseme) wrote,
@ 2008-11-06 17:11:00

Here's a fun fact about me: David Bretterson gave me the sex talk when we were 12 years old.

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	hoursofdarkness 2008-11-06 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	12 years old? Oh geez. I was fourteen when I got the talk. It was hell. And how old is this Bretterson guy? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaseme 2008-11-06 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	He's 21. And my best friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hoursofdarkness 2008-11-06 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Isn’t it customary for your parents to give you the talk? Wasn’t it a bit…awkward? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaseme 2008-11-06 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	Well, seeing as my dad is Charles Elkins, I'm gonna guess not. I'd rather have my best friend do it anyways. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hoursofdarkness 2008-11-06 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	Well, yes, I understand your point there. My father told me. It was rather horrible. My mother just stood there pointing and laughing at me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaseme 2008-11-06 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Thats terrible. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	watertowine_ 2008-11-06 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I never had an official sex talk. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaseme 2008-11-06 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	Want one? I'm sure I could give you a few good pointers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	watertowine_ 2008-11-06 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah? And what makes you so sure you're qualified? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaseme 2008-11-10 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	A few women can vouche. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	watertowine_ 2008-11-10 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Only a few? I expected more out of an Elkins. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaseme 2008-11-11 12:01 am UTC (link)
	I was...toning it down for the sake of your pretty little ears. Evan. And you are? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	watertowine_ 2008-11-11 12:06 am UTC (link)
	I think my pretty little ears can handle it. Stephanie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaseme 2008-11-11 12:10 am UTC (link)
	Well, I'll have you know I've lost count. And why haven't we spoken before, Stephanie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	watertowine_ 2008-11-11 12:11 am UTC (link)
	Oh, nice to see a man who truly cares about his partners. Maybe I'm shy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaseme 2008-11-11 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Well. None of them really mattered to me. Why so shy? That's no good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	watertowine_ 2008-11-11 12:25 am UTC (link)
	That's unfortunate. No? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pushit 2008-11-06 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	My my, what a stud our Evan is. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaseme 2008-11-06 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. I am a stud. A very alive stud, despite your, what I can only assume to be, best efforts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pushit 2008-11-06 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	You can slide your living ass over here anytime, champ. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chaseme 2008-11-06 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	Where exactly is 'here'? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pushit 2008-11-06 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure your daddy already knows, sweetie, why don't you ask him, and you can both come over? Private But seriously. Tell your father to back the fuck off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dylan chaseme 2008-11-06 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	My dad does what he wants. What makes you think me telling him anything is going to stop him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Evan pushit 2008-11-06 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	Because you're his legacy. He won't be having children with his flavor of the year or the next one. You know he's ruthless as fuck. What do you think he'll do with Emily? Pat her on the back and feed her a small cake? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dylan chaseme 2008-11-06 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Well la de fucking da. I don't care what he does to you. And quite frankly, I don't give a shit about Emily anymore. He can cut her open and suck the life from her limbs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Evan pushit 2008-11-06 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	You're sounding like me now, Evan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dylan chaseme 2008-11-06 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	My goal in life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Evan pushit 2008-11-06 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not going to make the same mistake next time. You heard of the game Dead Space? Youtube that shit, and you'll see what I'll do with you when I'm done with you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	midastouch 2008-11-06 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	Why does that not surprise me. And why are you telling all these people? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaseme 2008-11-06 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	~~Because you weren't there to give it to me~~ I'm bored. And we needed a laugh. It's funny. Everyone's so serious lately. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	midastouch 2008-11-07 11:38 am UTC (link)
	Hmm, and apparently with good reason. Evan I thought you might come to the office today, I want to start involving you on the meetings. Additionally I have something to discuss with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dad chaseme 2008-11-10 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. I'll be there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_flowerchild_ 2008-11-07 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	Shouldn't your father have had that talk with you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaseme 2008-11-10 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	spazzoid 2008-11-08 08:45 am UTC (link)
	Do you even think about anything else, preppie? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaseme 2008-11-10 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	Pft. No. (Reply to this) (Parent)