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Tweak says, "meep meep"

Evan fucking Elkins. (chaseme) wrote,
@ 2008-10-28 21:56:00

Watch out for Gabe. There's something going on with him and Emily.

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	Private to Evan spazzoid 2008-10-28 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	~~I FUCKING KNEW IT!~~ How the hell would you know? And why would you be telling me this, it's really none of my business. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private to Alena chaseme 2008-10-28 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	Emily told me. She flat out turned me down. For him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Evan spazzoid 2008-10-28 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah well how do you know that he reciprocates these feelings? He slept with both of us ~~like not at the same time though~~, not just her... so yeah. What do you want from me Elkins? ~~I swear to God if you are telling the truth...~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alena chaseme 2008-10-28 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	~~They SLEPT TOGETHER~~ ~~threesome??~~ Are you lying? He's going to Ugh. I just thought you should know. Neither one of us should have to waste our time if they aren't going to give us straight answers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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spazzoid
2008-10-28 09:46 pm UTC (link)

Yes, because I think about Emily and Gabe all day and come up with these little fantasies to amuse myself, Evan.

No, I'm not lying.

Well thanks, I guess. I still don't get why you are telling me this, I've known you since highschool and the most I've ever said to you before is "Get out of my fucking way, preppie." Doesn't really lead up to polite conversation or warnings in my book.

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	Private to Alena chaseme 2008-10-28 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	Well, call me crazy, but I've had a few life altering epiphanies lately, and I think I'm blossoming into a mature lad. I'm telling you this because the knowledge can benefit both of us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private to Alena spazzoid 2008-10-28 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah about that- congratulations on not being dead. I realy don't see how knowing ~~that the guy I like~~ Gabe could possibly be going around dating Emily behind my back could benefit me really. Call me daft... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alena chaseme 2008-10-28 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	How'd you know? We can team up. We can break them up. We'd never have to see them together again. Ever. Doesn't it bother you that you're second rate to her? I'm fucking pissed, no offense to Gabe, but that skating asshat has nothing on me. Again, no offense. We should get together. For a drink. Not...in general. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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spazzoid
2008-10-28 10:07 pm UTC (link)

I was the one who had the premoniton about it... I warned you? ~~You're an observant one Elkins.~~

Granted that they aren't even together, I don't see how we could break them up even if they were. Yet again, I'm not seeing what you are getting at here Elkins.

~~No, it just pisses me the fuck off that she fucking left him for you and... he chooses her~~ Well no offense to your precious little Emily, but when it come down to it I think I've got quite a bit more to offer than little Miss All-American.

Now you're trying to liquor me up? Oh is that the plan, Evan, sleep with me to get back at Emily? Good try.

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chaseme
2008-10-28 10:11 pm UTC (link)

Well, I didn't think your warning was quite so specific, but okay.

They will be together. I'm warning you. And when they are, you'll be heeding my advice. I guarentee it.

Well, little Miss All-American belongs with Mr. All-American. And Gabe belongs with you.

Now that you mention it, nothing would hurt the two of them more than the people they're keeping on the backburners getting together. Nice plan, girl. I'm surprised I didn't think of it myself.

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spazzoid
2008-10-28 10:18 pm UTC (link)

Don't underestimate me. It would not be advisible, Quicksilver.

Okay, yeah, whatever... I'll give you that. They are going to end up together and be the perfect little fucking happy couple. Yet again... I'm still not seeing how you plan on breaking them up.

Damn, and I thought I came off as possessive.

Funny, you're very funny. Do you honestly think that once they get together either of them is going to give two shits about us? We're the ones being toss to the side, I really doubt it'd bother either of them very much. And that's looking at it optimistically.

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	Private to Alena chaseme 2008-10-28 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	It will bother them if we enjoy it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Evan spazzoid 2008-10-28 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	Christ, you really are a cocky bastard there aren't you? So what are you asking me out on a date or someting here, Elkins? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alena chaseme 2008-10-28 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	I have confidence, if that's what you're asking. And why shouldn't I? Well, I was asking you for a random romp, but I guess I could wine and dine you, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Evan spazzoid 2008-10-28 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	Well it appears you can even cheat death, I guess I'll at least give you that. I was planning on going to Eddie's Bar tonight to see if my one friend was there, I guess you should stop by if you feel the need. By the way that's not a yes, your dick comes anywhere near me I'll cut it off. Capise? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alena chaseme 2008-10-28 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Darling, don't tell people how many or how few friends you have. It's distasteful. Or in your case, pathetic. At least now you can up your ante to two. I'll be there, and my dick will stay securely in my pants. With a belt and everything, for extra protection. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Evan spazzoid 2008-10-28 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	You know... in any situation... you aren't gaining any brownie points here, preppie. Good to know, by the way- if I'm going to be seen in public with you, you're paying my tab tonight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alena chaseme 2008-10-28 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	What are friends for if they can't be honest with each other? Of course. I was planning on it anyways. Would I be an Elkins if I didn't? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private to Alena spazzoid 2008-10-28 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Stop throwing around this word... friends. It gives me the urge to vomit. ~~Honest? Hah.~~ You are just tooooo noble, Evan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alena chaseme 2008-10-28 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	Lots of things give me the urge to vomit. Namely, septum piercings. But, if I can deal, you can deal. So I've been told. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Evan spazzoid 2008-10-28 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, I haven't even worn an actual ring in my septum since high school... if you want to have that image of my frizzy, braces and coke bottle glasses so be it. ~~You are such an ass... yet still I find myself doing this?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alena chaseme 2008-10-28 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	We'll see. See you tonight. Wear something nice. And shave, just in case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Evan spazzoid 2008-10-28 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Baggy sweat pants and an old sports bra, got it. By the way- you're fucking disgusting. See you in a bit or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alena chaseme 2008-10-28 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	And yet, here you are, conversing with me, making plans, and I can almost guarentee that you'll shave. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Evan spazzoid 2008-10-29 06:00 am UTC (link)
	I have my reasons, as have you. ~~Not to mention I saw a goddamned fucking vision of myself sleeping with you. You know what fuck it, it's gonna happen... maybe I'll get so drunk I won't even remember it.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)